Do the Bernice Sim.
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
To our members, We're the fourth coming emergency Bernice Sim
"WHAAT?"
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Bernice Sim- The fresh maker
"Yeah, I'm minty fresh baby."
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
When the going gets tough, the tough get Bernice Sim.
"-.- WHAT. Then don't go out with me
lah."
4. How would you answer a booty call?
I'm lovin' Bernice Sim
"EXPECTED :D"
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Be like Dad, Keep Bernice Sim.
"O_O''' "
6. To someone you dislike?
Dial down to Bernice Sim
"Call me, and we'll settle things there. Not happy right?"
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The real smell of Bernice Sim.
"Yeah, I need to shit. Real bad"
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Bernice Sim- It looks good on you
"i'm a honey tongued person :D awesome"
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Bernice Sim tested, Mother approved
"Thank you mother!"
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Bernice Sim makes everything better.
"Well of course!"
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
There's no wrong way to eat a Bernice Sim.
"Well , i don't really get it"
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Stop.Go.Bernice Sim.
"Yup just ignore, and go. Good girl!"
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Little.Yellow.Different.Bernice Sim.
"They are accurate sometimes"
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Bernice Sim just feels right.
"YEAAHH, baby."
15. Your last words before you die...
Chocolate Bernice Sim since 1911
"you can find it in the shelf of the upper right down left up right corner down drawer"
16. Your message to a special someone..
Take 2 bottles of the Bernice Sim.
"Errmm... e... awkward."
17. Title of this post will be...
Do the Bernice Sim.
"YEAH JUST LIKE THAT"